General:

• Don't die.
• Positive, enthusiastic consent is key.
• Red is the universal safe word.
• The owners have the final say on all rules.
• Only invited persons are allowed. Don't bring a surprise plus one, or you will both be asked to leave.
• If you aren't sober enough to drive/play, don't.
• Don't touch anything or anyone without prior consent.
• Exercise responsible photography. Get consent from everyone in frame.
• Don't share the address.
• Don't be the reason we need a new rule.

Outside:

• Keep the noise outside to a reasonable level.
• If you can be seen from the street or another property, you must be street legal.
• Don't park on the East side of the street. The "No Parking" signs are real.
• No smoking or fires within 25 feet of any building.

Inside:

• No smoking. Vaping is allowed as long as the scents don't become overwhelming.
• No food or drink on the couch.
• Clean up your mess.
• Open doors stay open (bathrooms excluded), closed doors stay closed.
• Any room/area marked off limits is done so for the safety of all.